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everyday im hu$tling...
You are cordially invited to this weekâs brew of High Tea, your dispatch of đ„ internet culture served piping hot. This week: small business tok delivers the good$, Cameo comes correct and Miley pleads we donât leave her on read.Â
Drink up đžâ
what weâve been sipping on
Itâs been another wild week. While we all watched with baited breath as Congress and the White House try to reach a deal on the unemployment benefit (itâs August already đ), Trump went ahead and signed the executive order to block all transactions with ByteDance, TikTokâs parent company, and Tencentâs WeChat. Did someone say MISPLACED PRIORITIES? Oh, thatâs right â we did. As for those higher powers who continue to dismay us (30 million people are still without their $600 unemployment supplement that expired in July, no cap), we thought with this dispatch weâd highlight some of the entrepreneurial excellence weâve seen on some of our favorite platforms that prove to our political naysayers: the hu$tle is alive and kicking (your đ).
Letâs dive in.
TikTok, the megaphone
We will start by saying, we acknowledge TikTok has its flaws, but for small businesses during the pandemic, itâs been a lifesaver. Letâs start with the fyp algorithm, an enigma for many as the app burst onto the scene in 2018, but has since become the gen z holy grail for virality. Forget (fake) friends and #f4f; now users can expect to be served a stream of top-tier content instantaneously based on previous interactions: ta da *waves wand* TikTokâs recommendation engine at work. Thereâs no âone-size-fits-allâ page, the For You feed is meticulously curated for you, by you, down to every pouty-face and certified bop. Smart.Â
Itâs no secret that getting featured on the âfor you pageâ for small time creators is the TikTok equivalent of finding Wonkaâs golden ticket. It equals unparalleled exposure such that Rui Ma says, unlike the social graphs of Insta and FB, TikTokâs âcontent finds the user, versus the user finding the contentâ.Â
âWhile a video is likely to receive more views if posted by an account that has more followers, by virtue of that account having built up a larger follower base, neither follower count nor whether the account has had previous high-performing videos are direct factors in the recommendation system,â - TheTikTok NewsroomÂ
So what does this all mean for new small businesses? Well, find yourself on the fyp and youâve effectively got yourself a megaphone in one of the busiest online public plazas. Get it right and youâll have more orders than you know what to do with; not a bad situation to be in as we sit on the precipice of an incoming global depression, amirite Donald? On TikTok, Zs sell anything from jewellery to lashes, to homemade soaps and tie dye; and not only are their small businesses thriving, but many are going full-time to fulfil their orders.Â





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So whatâs the secret to creating fyp content? Do you remember last year when we covered Shane Dawson and Jeffree Starâs launch of the Conspiracy Collection...well, we see glimmers of the same promo vehicle here; except, minus the exec producers and a cancelled YouTube duo, ofc đžâïž. With every TikTok, these talented/brilliant/incredible/amazing/showstopping [insert Gaga meme here] Zs take their viewers on an intimate BTS of making the order, packaging the goods, and sharing the end product ready to ship. The result? Small business owners experience increased website views and custom orders with *every* TikTok (cc: animal crossing inspired merch maker @kokai_island). ICYMI, itâs extremely compelling to watch a Z building their business from their bedroom, and get a glimpse into the person and the story behind the product.Â

Could I make that myself? Yeah, maybe. Will I though? Probably not. Itâs like Etsy on steroids. And before you know it, youâre knee deep in yet another Shopify buying *that* butterfly set in three colors (and thatâs without TikTokâs shoppable content feature), touchĂ©.


Weâre excited for the potential of small business tok, especially since the app itself launched itâs own back-to-business ad credit program in July, dedicating $100M to help those small businesses get that extra exposure. Shoppable TikToks coming to a fyp near youâŠ
cameo or it didnât happen
âThe selfie was the new autographâ is a realization that would not only change the lives of Steven Galanis, Martin Blencowe, and Devon Spinnler Townsend, but also the nature of the relationship between celebrity and fan as we experience it today. We are, of course, talking about the founders of Cameo, the platform which has been facilitating personalized messages âfrom your favorite celebritiesâ since 2017 and in-app since 2018. Launched under the premise of linking fans with their sporting icons and, in turn, expanding their reach to include influencers and musicians, the app has found success in its niche of connecting superfans and the curious to the most obscure brand of âcelebrityâ imaginable. Last year, TechCrunch called them âa new type of thank you note, at least among the Gen Z crowdâ, after they raised their $50m Series B and grew to a community of 30,000 users. Then, 2020 happened.
Like most things we spill the tea on, the pandemic has only served to accelerate the reach of such a service, in an age where weâre simultaneously starved of both connectivity and entertainment. While athletes still dominate the platform (8149 profiles), featuring stars such as Mike Tyson for $500 (though heâs not accepting requests at this time) and Floyd Mayweather for $999, categories such as âTwitchâ (22 profiles), Drag Queens (262 profiles) and the nuances of Reality TV (3010 profiles) â from 90 Day FiancĂ© to Dance Moms â show the emergence of a new kind of âaccess all areasâ when it comes to commanding the social capital of *your* celebrity staple.Â

One of many sub-categories on Cameo: Netflix Stars (338 profiles)
âThe team prefers to sell a higher volume of videos rather than make big sells, like that of Snoop Dogg, because the more videos delivered, the more are shared on social media and the more shared on social media, the more free advertising for Cameo. Because theyâve prioritized volume, theyâve increased revenue 5x year-over-year,â - Kate Clark, TechCrunch 2019
Among the stans soul searching for their flavor of the month, Cameo has given rise to the new kid on the block, quite literally, with an influx of smaller creators flocking to the site for a much sought after revenue stream during the pandemic. No surprise, then, that Vlog Squad members (past and present), TikTokers (all 1495 of them on the platform) and even 17 Tarot Card Readers are all participating in this cash rich venture. From $350 per message for the top tier of TikTok talent (fyi: itâs JoJo Siwa) to SM6 band (their theme tune lives rent free in our heads...and yodelinghayleyâs) at $125 a pop, all the way to the queen of our alt hearts, Mooptopia, at $20 â thereâs truly something for everyone, every birthday message and every engagement announcement. And thatâs the *chefâs kiss genius of the Cameo content wheel.Â

Cameo downloads, December 2019 - August 2020 [source: apptweak]
Of course, creators outside of the Cameo universe donât miss a beat: taking up the opportunity to throw their hard earned influencer dollars towards celebrity message requests and subsequently churning out content with serious secondary viral potential, like YouTubers âCold Onesâ who insist Cameo is for âwashed up celebritiesâ, with craftily clipped and cut montages. Notably, for all us cool cats and kittens, Netflixâs Carole Baskin was the latest victim to this internet prank, stating âI would not have done the cameo if I had knownâ, after wishing Happy Birthday to an infamous sex offender. Yikes.

Nevertheless, creators remain incentivized to keep on chasing that cash cow before their 15 minutes is up. This is buoyed by the fact Cameoâs cut is only 25%, compared to the 50% take-home deal that TikTok strikes with creators going live on their platform. Our latest Cameo love interest is a goodie and a đžâ one to watch...you guessed it, weâre Claudia Conway stans. In a TikTok posted on her burner account yesterday, already at 250k views, Claudia announced âthank you Cameo for reaching outâ, stating that âall of my money is going towards money for lawyers and possible emancipation â€ïžïžâ. Just when you thought 2020 couldnât get any weirder at least we know one thing for sure: when the brand deals dry up, thereâs always Cameo to bail you out...
kettles on: ones to watch
đ·masq-her-aid. People making home-made masks is not new. Yet, we missed a crucial accessibility point which has left many deaf people unable to lipread. Enter Leah Keane, the hard-of-hearing Z, who has been making masks with a clear panel helping those struggling to communicate in the new normal. We stan. You can support her store here.Â
đ€łmiley, is that u? Clearly she canât stop; wonât stop. When 2020 gives you lemons, Miley Cyrus said: âhold my red cupâ. This week stans (and us, ofc) lost it when Miley teased the release of her upcoming single, Midnight Sky which comes out August 14th (mark ya damn calendars). Of course, always doing the absolute most, Miley sent her fans into a tailspin with the ultimate growth hack, and favorite tactic of Community, by texting (and confusing) pretty much all of us with a series of cryptic messages to promote the drop. Looks like this gal canât be tamed or left on read. Stay tuned for the disco bop of the year...we ainât ready.Â
đŹno feels for reels Weâve got this far without mentioning Reels, so we thought weâd throw yâall a bone and give it a bullet. In essence, we donât believe the hype. Thereâs a reason IGTV failed, (remember when Zuck tried to make it a standalone app?), with Reels, their latest âinventionâ *cough* TikTok wannabe *cough* weâre gearing ourselves up for round 2. Itâs quite incredible that after our 10 years of using their apps, (and FB using our data to sell ads) they donât have enough interest data to recommend us Reels to match đ€·. After a quick scroll all weâve seen are TikTok repeats. wHeReâS tHe fLaVoR? But thatâs none of our business...đžâïž
Okay, you made it. Now you can go back to protesting, for yet another week, to get the cops who murdered Breonna Taylor arrestedâŠbecause that still hasnât happened.
ttyl,



