You are cordially invited to this weekâs brew of High Tea, your dispatch of đĽinternet culture served piping hot. This week: YouTuber burnout, Animoji Alphas kill us with cuteness and Wagatha Christie unites Brexit Britain.Â
Drink up. đ¸âď¸
what weâve been sipping on
Weâd barely finished supping Shaneâs I-wanna-be-Jeffree-Star-rich Kool-Aid (after his latest docu-series went dumb viral), when the godfather of YouTube was back on our screens before the week was out. If weâre talking demise and disaster, Shane Dawson is a familiar figure on social when it comes to saving face. Thatâs where YouTube burnout comes in.
Despite the fairly recent phenomenon of social media burnout, itâs not strictly a novel or new revelation. Fellow Gen Z creator, Elle Mills, set the bar pretty high with her vulnerable breakdown broadcast to 1.8 million subscribers in 2018, when she was just 19, instigating the wider conversation around online fatigue and mental health. Now enter the Dolan Twins stage left. Â
With the path already paved for them by YouTuber pioneers, the collaborative Dolan confessional cannot be underestimated, airing on a platform watched daily more than Netflix and Facebook combined. Born two weeks before the turn of the century, 19 year old Ethan and Grayson Dolan represent everything you need to know about being successful online these days. Their rise to infamous internet stardom was both meteoric and formulaic; transplanting a burgeoning fanbase on Vine (RIP) to a successful platform on YouTube, passing the 10 million subscriber count this June. But the higher you get, the farther you fall, right? Â
90s kids had The Mickey Mouse Club; Gen Zs have YouTube - where popularity trumps purse strings when it comes to voting with their subscriptions. A such, theyâve succeeded in creating a new (digital) dawn of celebrity, of which the Dolan Twins are founding teenage fathers. Posting on YouTube every week since they were 14, Ethan and Grayson have donated their formative years to entertaining the Zoomer masses. Itâs safe to say that their audience grew with them. But this latest tell-all has exposed us to the dark side of internet fame, magnifying the gravitas of this long overdue conversation.Â
âI need to quit, I canât fucking do this anymoreâ
âI feel like I stunted my own self growthâÂ
âWhy should my happiness matter?â
The biggest revelation in the tell-all came as a real shock to most: the end of their weekly video posts, but this was just the tip of the iceberg in a discussion that shed light on social anxiety, overwhelming public expectation and voracious media consumption in the 21st century. Through breaking the fourth wall in this weekâs video, ominously titled âItâs time to move onâ, their raw adolescent woes took centre stage rather than their highly-edited, exaggerated storylines weâre normally used to.
We saw a refreshing glimpse of real life beyond their on-screen caricatures. As for other YT stars, their revelation gives small comfort that YouTube doesnât have to be the way, the truth and the life. Could this mark a new era of online authenticity? We hope so.
ello, ow u today?
From the woes of social media to the weos! This week Gen Alpha stormed Twitter with its pure, unadulterated cuteness. What started as a nonchalant upload of user Sophia Tripodiâs young niece playing with Appleâs animal-moji feature has since sent the SoMe world into meltdown. Now others are jumping on the Animoji x toddler bandwagon to follow suit.Â
We defy anyone who doesnât âawwâ audibly at this:
and this from @thisisJenLewis:
Appleâs Animoji (Animal-mojis) and Memoji (People-mojis), around since 2017 and 2018 respectively, first launched as a new feature of Appleâs iPhone X and iOS 12. Since then, both âmoji types have amassed nearly half a billion combined views on TikTok, plus gained a wealth of press over đĽmoji music video collabs with Ariana Grande and Khalid.Â
Tech tidbit: The face tracker works by using a true depth sensing camera as well as a chip inside a compatible iPhone to capture and analyse over 50 different muscle movements in your face đ
As Gen Alphas and Zs develop a stronger affinity to avatars and mojis through virtual third space community-forming hotbeds like Roblox and Fortnite, we can expect to see avatars in all corners of social media and communication very soon. Get ready to âmoji ur face đđťââď¸
kettleâs on: ones to watch
Its...Wagatha Christie. Notes app was fired up yet again this week for a tantalising exposĂŠ as Coleen Rooney accused her so-called pal and fellow WAG, Rebekah Vardy, of selling falsified stories to the Daily Fail. How did she do it? Instagram Stories. Rooneyâs Wiki page has even been updated to include âamateur detectiveâ (we love the internet), with Keira Knightley the first to bagsie Coleenâs character in the upcoming WagWars movie. đ
AirPods by ASOS? All trousers and no talk? Itâs true. Unable to afford the lavish $159 authentic Apple luxury? Now you can get your knock-offs for only $9.50. Who needs audio when youâve got aesthetics, right? đ đť
iTunes is dead. RIP to all the music that we bought from 2001-2019, Apple is finally pulling the plug on its beloved iTunes. After announcing the roll out of its new MacOS operating system last June, weâve been gearing up for this day. We never liked the cable sync up, but weâre def sad to see part of our childhood disappear and potentially our limewire hoard too đ˘. The end of an era for sure. Â
Baby, Baby, Baby NOOOOOO! No one puts baby in the corner, but you can sure as hell put them on Instagram. With virtual influencers popping up on the daily, it was only a matter of time before we started seeing wee babes on our feed. Swedish Baby Elis has already amassed 3K followers in 5 days.Â
Democracy for sale? Okay, itâs happening... prime internet real estate www.democracy.com is going up for auction on October 25th at an initial asking price of $300,000 đ. With todayâs questionable political climate, could this be an omen that democracy really is for sale to the highest bidder? đ
Okay, you made it. Now you can go back to being hungover.
ttyl, High Tea.